PSP JOKES

JOKES

·         A Nigerian lady got married to a Chinese guy, she got pregnant and gave birth to a baby boy. The baby died after six month, at the funeral, her aunt came out crying saying “I knew it”! curious relative took the aunt to near by corner and asked her what she meant by “I knew it” she said “I KNEW IT, CHINA PRODUCT NO DEY LAST’.

·         A man was caught stealing wall clock in the church. So the pastor asked him why?. The man replied “GOD TIME IS THE BEST”.

·         Teacher : Our topic for today is question tag;

He can’t come, can he?...

Now!who can make a sentence using question tag?

Chinyere : We go chop yam today, chop n’t we?

Teacher : what?, who can correct that?

Monday : Aunty no mind that yam headed girl, we go chop yam today, yam n’t it?

·         Uche told his oga at the shop to wait at the gate and pick him up after his commerce examination at the Commercial Secondary School where he was registered. He was given Commerce examination question paper and the only question he could answer was question 3 and its says “ differentiate between a warehouse and a shop” (20marks). After much thinking, he smiled and wrote his answers :Our warehouse dey ojota while shop dey alaba. Then he submitted and went to meet oga at the gate. Oga; Uche , how did it go? Uche : it was simple oga,question number 3 says: “differenciate between a warehouse and a shop”. Oga  : and what did you write?. Uche : I wrote  the warehouse is at ojota,  while shop is at alaba.  Oga :is that all you wrote?. Uche: yes! Oga ;come on, go back and put the phone number and complete address, stupid boy, that”s how you lose customer, idiot.